Boy they sure do have a lotta weird stuff on the internet. This here is Sam, the world's ugliest dog. No, I'm not just bein' mean! He won a contest!

This winsome pooch is, a dog after my own heart though:
"...he enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan..."
Oh my...maybe I should lay off the cheesy puffs?
