Adventures of Sea Rover

Saturday, 7 May 2005

Another Dog Secret Revealed
Topic: dog secrets
A lot of you have been asking how I can write a blog in English if I speak in Bark. It's really simple. I have a human lady friend who works for the internet, and she hacked into one of those Bow-Lingual translators for me. Then she hooked it up to my laptop and set it to write to my blog. The Bow-Lingual device is pretty limited, so she had to add a whole lotta words for me.

Here's a picture of how it works:

Posted by sea-rover at 5:36 PM EDT

Updated: Saturday, 7 May 2005 5:44 PM EDT

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Saturday, 7 May 2005 - 5:52 PM EDT

Name: Redraspberry

ROFLOL!!!!

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Sunday, 8 May 2005 - 12:33 AM EDT

Name: Bark
Home Page: http://Bark Bark Bark

Bark Bark Bark Oh, now it's working. Good show, old boy!

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Sunday, 8 May 2005 - 3:20 PM EDT

Name: taco

oh great. there goes lyin' in the sun all afternoon. now the Human will want a demonstration. show-off!

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Thursday, 12 May 2005 - 3:58 PM EDT

Name: leibniz

everyone should have a human lady friend who works for the internet - you know, to set things up for them, run off cats (yes, i heard about that), etc, etc.

you should get her pipe the hack into a speech synthesis program - imagine what you could accomplish then. for instance, you could place your own orders over the phone, freak out the neighbors, etc.

Petsmart orders: (888) 839-9638.

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Thursday, 12 May 2005 - 4:23 PM EDT

Name: Trish Cavendish

Is that bark or English?

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Saturday, 14 May 2005 - 1:03 AM EDT

Name: Redraspberry

Good question, Trish. Let's ask Sea Rover if he understood...

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Saturday, 14 May 2005 - 9:31 PM EDT

Name: Sea Rover
Home Page: http://sea-rover.tripod.com

That is English for "rolling on floor, laughing out loud."

It translates into Bark, roughly, as:

WOOFWOOFWOOF! WOOOOFWOOF! WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF! *pant pant pant* *slobber* WOOFWOOFWOOF! WOOOOOF!

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Sunday, 15 May 2005 - 1:41 AM EDT

Name: Redraspberry

Very good, Sea Rover! You deserve a little treat. What sort of a treat does Nelson usually give you?

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Monday, 16 May 2005 - 11:38 AM EDT

Name: Sea Rover

CHEESY PUFFS!!

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Monday, 16 May 2005 - 12:01 PM EDT

Name: Trish Cavendish

Cheesy, Nelson, what a rarity!