A lot of people wonder why we dogs like to eat grass. Some say it's just part of our diet, and others say we like how it tastes.
I'll let you in on a little secret. Grass contains a special nutrient that gives us our super doggie powers. We call it Triple X and it can only be found in certain types of grass. The side effects can sometimes cause us to do strange things like chase vacuum cleaners or hump the legs of innocent party guests, but the super powers are worth it. Ever wonder how we know the humans are returning home even though they're still a half mile away? Or how we are able to dig such large, fantastic holes on the yard? Or why we sometimes run insanely around the room in circles for no apparent reason? Triple X, my friends.
Luckily, the Isle of St. Clare is full of the good stuff. Here is a home video that Nelson took of me fueling up my mojo.
p.s. that harness and leash thing is just my disguise 'cuz I'm still hidin' from the law
Posted by sea-rover
at 11:18 AM EDT
Updated: Tuesday, 26 April 2005 11:55 AM EDT
